I can´t go to school because I am sick.
If I walk out my house I’ll get hit by a brick.

I can’t go to school because I’m afraid. On my way there I might get run over by a huge parade.

I can’t go to school because I have a funereal to attend. School uniforms just aren’t the new trend.

I can’t go to school because I woke up late. I broke my thumb while learning how to skate.

I can’t go to school because I feel a little blue. My brother stuck my hands together with supper glue.

I can’t go to school because school is boring. I wonder what excuses I’ll have tomorrow morning!

\"I can\´t go to school\" By: Jasmine Shipp